The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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