Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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