Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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