What did we do last night that was yellow?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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