By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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