Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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