did you get engaged???
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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