There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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