I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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