We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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