How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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