You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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