did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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