i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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