All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
false alarm, still single
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