I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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