Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
do nipples grow back?
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