No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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