i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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