I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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