Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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