called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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