Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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