woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
foreskin is a definite game changer
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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