soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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