pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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