she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Randomize
