I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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