I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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