have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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