its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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