My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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