nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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