In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Your dad touched me again.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
