garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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