Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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