How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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