there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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