I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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