you guys were way drunker than both of me
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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