This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
As shirtless as possible
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
we're so committed to being not committed
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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