i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…