I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?