I hope mine doesn't look like that
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful