I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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