they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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