So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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