So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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