how can u be prego again
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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