Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Non-Jews are for practice
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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