Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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