did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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