i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Send help, water and tortillas.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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