So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize