just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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