He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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