So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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