my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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