His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
i think im in europe. pls send help
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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